1 # Jason Simeone

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3 > Mr. Simeone, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things

4 > I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you

5 > even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone

6 > in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points,

7 > and may God have mercy on your soul.

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10 ## Profiles

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12 * https://www.linkedin.com/in/jasonmsimeone

13 * https://github.com/jayclassless

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18 ## Contact

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20 If you feel you absolutely need to contact me, you may attempt to do so by

21 sending me an email at <me@jasonsimeone.com>.

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24 ## Social Media

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26 No thanks, I don't partake. I'm not on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat,

27 or any other such place on the Internet that is often mistaken for being

28 "social". Anyone you encounter in those networks bearing my name is false.

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